March 2012
1 post
December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
11 posts
October 2011
8 posts
“I’m clad in chain maile, falling for you, unclasp my armour and hand it over to you.”
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September 2011
41 posts
“Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter.”
—The Little Mermaid, giving sex advice since ‘89.
Watching a crap TV show because Sean Bean is narrating it.
You Sir, have a voice smoother than a Unicorn’s rainbow tears.
Christmas Wishlist
ALL the box-sets of every Law & Order series ever created.
Except Law & Order: LA, no one likes you.
For a catholic politician, Kristina Keneally is kind of alright.
“The Path to Happiness”?
Yeah, it starts in Marriage Land and runs through Mommy Town. Final destination: Housewife City, where you watch TV all day long and blame everything on a Mexican woman who only comes on Tuesdays.
